Each year, Sure Crop produces a special calendar for its clients and friends that includes many quips and quotes. Enjoy a sample of these light hearted thoughts.
Old Friends are the Best…They know everything about you, but can’t remember it!
You can tell people “Trust in God”, by the way they drive!
A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.
You only live once, but if done right, once is enough.
Be nice to nerds; chances are you could end up working for one.
Calories: Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter every night.
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.
I’m all for gaining an hour on the weekend, but why can’t we lose the hour at 2pm on a Monday?
The average American will spend an average of 6 months of their life waiting at red lights.
Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
It’s easier to go down a hill, but the view is from the top.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays!
Life isn’t a bowl of cherries, it’s more like a jar of jalapenos.
Whoever said sun brings happiness never danced in the rain.
Laugh at your mistakes but learn from them.
Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.
Sometimes life is like a boomerang; our thoughts, deeds and words all return to us with astounding accuracy.
I have a photographic memory – but it was never developed.
Quarrels are like summer storms…everything is more beautiful when they have passed.
There can’t be a crisis today – my schedule is already full!
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
When you really want to slap someone, just do it and shout “Mosquito!”
Stress cannot exist in the presence of pie.
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
I could snap at any moment. Seriously with either hand!
Men say women should come with instructions…but what’s the point of that? Have you seen a man read instructions?
Win improves with age. I improve with wine.
I don’t know how to act my age…I’ve never been this age before.
As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought “Dogs are easily amused”, then I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail.
You can’t discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.
A clean desk is a sign of a new employee.
I always start my diet on the same day…tomorrow!
I can start a fire with two sticks as long as one of them is a match.
Sunrises are just as beautiful as sunsets only less crowded.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer
Goal begins with “GO!”
Does running late count as exercise?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
My mind is like a steel trap; rusty and illegal in 37 states.
I’m on a new diet where I can eat everything and pray for a miracle.
Good things come to those who work.
Every step of the journey is the journey.
Don’t wait for a special occasion – being alive is special occasion.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit…wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
I don’t have a caffeine problem; I have a problem without caffeine.
Duct tape is like The Force: it has a light side, a dark side and it hold the universe together.
When you put your heart into your work, it shows.
One bushel of corn will sweeten more than 400 cans of soda.
Laughter is to life what shock absorbers are to cars.